The Bard's Tale Remastered and Resnarkled

You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest for coin and cleavage! Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure. Features 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!). A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more. A full cast of bizarre NPC’s. Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat. 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you. Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts, and loot! More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off! Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator.